Most of Us Dream of Such Anonymity

Cyclingnews reports from yesterday's Fléche Wallone:

Spain's Alejandro Valverde (Caisse d'Epargne) was one of the favourites for Flèche Wallonne but finished a somewhat anonymous eighth, 11 seconds behind Cadel Evans (BMC).

Sometimes Your Doctors and Coaches Really Do Know What's Best For You

Mark Cavendish talking to the The Sunday Times about his recent setbacks:

He revealed that his well publicized dental problems had come after he defied medical orders and returned to training too soon.

“I’m looking forward to it, but I’m also scared shitless.”

Brutal honesty from David Millar about next weekend’s Paris Roubaix.
- Cyclingnews

I want some

Both the gigabit speeds and the beer.

“Alberto ‘shoots his pistol’ as many as 200 or 300 times a day,”

Velonews.com has the best April Fool’s story I’ve ride yet.